madmissmolly

You can ask me a question, if you really want to, or not, whatever...   Submit a thing! Wooooo!   “You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth."

twitter.com/ThePanicMoon_:

    ohdamnchris:

    spattergroit101:

    stop following me in front 

    IM DYIN

    (via fangpants)

    — 4 hours ago with 185718 notes

    damnmydooah:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    phandom-doodles:

    Just press play. You won’t regret it.

    almost peed myself

    I thought this was gonna be some moralistic whatsits about being fat or summat, but all it is is really fucking hilarious

    (via n0tyourcinderella)

    — 4 hours ago with 5306 notes
    a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

    a-wintersoldier:

    omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

    (via honeyphos)

    — 4 hours ago with 36842 notes
    6qubed:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

he is too powerful
he must be contained before explosions

    6qubed:

    youknowyouarerussianwhen:

    This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

    he is too powerful

    he must be contained before explosions

    (via notwallysouth)

    — 4 hours ago with 41676 notes
    the-trumbernick:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

someone told me there’s a college that grants scholarships to students who master the elvish language, i never could find anything about it online

    the-trumbernick:

    katzmatt:

    seeyainanotherlife:

    cassandrugs:

    tseecka:

    samandriel:

    dajo42:

    “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

    This is so useful

    No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

    In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

    • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

    If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

    • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

    If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

    • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

    Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

    Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

    image

    Sorry for the blurry quality.

    damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

    wow

    not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

    LIKE GOOD LORD 

    OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

    someone told me there’s a college that grants scholarships to students who master the elvish language, i never could find anything about it online

    (Source: dajo42, via abiisapineapple)

    — 13 hours ago with 239880 notes

    Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

    Dad:Why the hell did you put a comma there?
    Dad:Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
    Dad:Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
    Dad:Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
    Dad:Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
    Dad:Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
    Dad:I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
    Dad:Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
    Dad:Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
    Dad:Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
    Dad:It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
    Dad:Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
    Dad:*puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
    Dad:My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
    Dad:Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
    Dad:Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
    Dad:I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
    Dad:Fuck the government.
    Dad:Fuck the school board.
    Dad:Close the door.
    Dad:Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
    Dad:I love puns.
    Dad:People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
    Dad:Please shut up.
    Dad:Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
    Dad:I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
    Dad:I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
    Dad:You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
    Dad:Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
    Dad:I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
    Dad:If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
    Dad:They act like I care what they think.
    Dad:I hate homework.
    Dad:I have decided to become a politician.
    Dad:What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
    — 13 hours ago with 112550 notes

    akaipony:

    A third hatfilms gif set to make me feel better after a shitty night.

    (via ikissedacreeper)

    — 14 hours ago with 86 notes

    chromeofficial:

    ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.

    (via katrinthehuman)

    — 14 hours ago with 28951 notes

    stephaniebrownisback:

    isaia:

    merrybudgie:

    "i want a cartoon created by a woman!" 

    image

    "I want a story with a sizable cast of great women!"

    image

    "I want a show with fat representation!"

    image

    "i want a story with POC representation!"

    image

    "i want a show-"

    image

    *nudges everyone softly*

    "i want a show with great music!"

    image

    "i want a show that gives me feels every episode!"

    image

    "i want a show that has a positive outlook!"

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    "i want a show with a cast that have diverse personalities!"

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    "i want-"

    image

    (Source: dorkybudgie, via picklerocket)

    — 15 hours ago with 29301 notes
    misswho221b:

this should’ve been the movie poster

    misswho221b:

    this should’ve been the movie poster

    (Source: yallons, via eilidhlovesart)

    — 16 hours ago with 262428 notes
    andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

    andrysb24:

    down-sizing:

    Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

    canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

    (Source: worshipyeezus, via intherainstorm)

    — 16 hours ago with 303617 notes